Preliminary results from our testing showed that each species of animal involved in the test seemed to have their own way of dealing with the stress of Seti Stats Addiction.

Pigs starting wearing bedroom slippers
because their feet got sore from pacing
the floor.

Squirrels involved in the testing were so stressed out
 that they started selling their completed work units for
 beer money.  At least they were smart enough to figure
 out that they needed a straw to drink it.
Dogs were especially susceptible to the
symptoms related to Stats Addiction and
tried to relieve the pain by covering their
ears with whatever was available.

 

 

 

Cats did not make good test subjects
 because they were confused by the term
 computer mouse.
They also tended to break out in a cold sweat
 whenever their name moved down in the standings.
Dogs and Cats started living together.