The preliminary reports that we have obtained from observing our human patients at the Clinic are even more horrifying than the animal results.

Clinic patients who are suffering from Seti Stats Addiction
have shown some rather strange habits that we feel were
developed as an attempt to relieve the daily pressures of
trying to move up in the Seti at Home standings.

 

This is a picture of a family that arrived at the Clinic recently.
The father had inadvertently passed on this affliction to his
son whose strange behavior (and choice of clothing) finally
triggered an intervention by family members.  Thankfully, a
long stay at the Clinic, combined with the removal of all
electronic appliances from their household, has gotten the
situation under control.

 

Some patients require more drastic measures when it
comes to treating their Stats problems.  We have only
had one patient who was not helped by this treatment
despite being incarcerated in the Stats Addicts holding
facility (shown above)  for over a week.  Unfortunately,
It took three days for her circulation and skin tone to
return to normal.