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Spend about fifteen minutes each day watching the self-hypnosis pattern while repeating the following phrase:

 "I will only run one Distributed program at a time."

The therapeutic benefits of this exercise will also help cure the eye problems that were pointed out in the beginning of this article.  After two weeks, you should be able to count the gray circles with no problems.

NOTE: If you start to hallucinate or  begin to hear voices after repeated self-hypnotic sessions, don't stop.  This just means that the therapy is working.