Repeating "THE SERVER WILL BE FIXED ANY MINUTE NOW", when the server has been down, has helped me twice now!

{ The Clinic is always happy to hear about success stories.}

What about making a discussion groupe where all of us can share our stories? It would help me alot if I know I'm not alone.

{ The Clinic staff discussed adding a discussion group when we first opened.  We will take this suggestion under advisement.}

very nice simple games. very good response too.

{ We deliberately chose easy games because we did not want to cause any undue stress for our patients.}

The SETI@home project IS an alien plot, an you're in it to! Don't try to fool me! I will personnally make sure you will all get what you deserve, you will never get our planet!!

{ The Clinic staff feels that you are exhibiting signs of Seti at Home paranoia.  Why not come in for a free evaluation?}

My name is JoOwl and I am a SETI-holic. I have been prisoner to this foul disease since June 6, 1999.
Durng that time, I have moved from a mere single work unit every two days to a work unit every 14-15 hours.
I find myself withdrawing from favorite DOS programs because they withhold computer time from SETI.
Can you help me?

{ The Clinic has helped many individuals who shared your problem.  Please contact us as soon as possible.}

Just findly got the time to look in
I find the site great and fun.
I will look in often.
Greetings,

{ Thank you very much.  We want you to have fun while you are receiving help.  Sugar makes the medicine go down easier.}

  I am a small furry creature from Jupiter's moon Europa, and I am beaming a signal into Earth's Internet via NASA's Deep Space Network. Your SETI@home programme is very interesting, but I have to tell you that it stands little chance of detecting a signal from a nearby civilisation. All of the advanced civilisations in your sector of the galaxy communicate with each other using directional transmissions, as omnidirectional transmissions would simply waste power and would serve no useful purpose. Transmissions intended for general reception by the populations on other planets are distributed via satellite and cable systems, so there are no 'domestic' transmissions being radiated into space. As the Earth is not located on a direct line between two inhabited planets there are no interplanetary signals being radiated in the direction of the solar system, so there is nothing for you to detect. Perhaps a nearby civilisation will decide to communicate with you in the future, but I think that they are probably waiting until they find convincing evidence that intelligent life has evolved on Earth before taking such a step.

{  One of the patients in the west wing broke out and gained access to the Clinic computers to send this email. Please disregard.}

I love your web site! I played your 'Find the Alien' game and actually found him (her?)! You know, the Alien in the graphic afterwards looked awfully familiar, I think I may have seen them before?!?!.

{ You must be imagining things.}

Doesn't help but nice page

{ You sound like you have a severe case of Seti WUW (Work Unit Withdrawal).  There is a cure for that now.  Visit the Clinci.}

Should of said ages ago that you have done a fab job with/on these pages. I've been trying to put pages together myself and it seems to get quite complicated quite quickly (excuse my alliteration), so I'm most impressed with the work you have put in, (what also with all those posts to a.s.s.).
Keep up the excellent work,

{ Thank you.  It is always nice to hear from a satisfied customer. }