We
have provided some banners to use when you link Carolyn's Clinic to your
web site.
Carolyn's Clinic
Worldwide Patient Map page shows the names of individuals who have benefited
from our unique therapy. To see if your name has been recorded go to
"Patient Map"
Carolyn's Clinic accepts patients on a first come first serve basis but we
try to make allowances for emergency situations such as weekend server
outages.
Patients entering the facility must agree to leave their computers at
home. Our 12 step intervention program depends on a total withdrawal
from the Seti at Home program. This includes the internet, email and
any newspaper articles dealing with the Seti search. As an additional
precaution, all patients must agree to remain
indoors at night unless there is a heavy cloud cover. These rules are to
protect our patients and help in the healing process. Any infractions of
these rules are punishable by a night in the box as shown in the picture on the
right.
Our spacious facility and grounds offer the perfect opportunity to get away from
the frustrations and phobias that can be the result of Seti dependency. Patients
are encouraged to spend as much as possible of their free, daylight time outdoors
to help treat one of the early warning signs of Seti dependency, the dreaded
"raccoon eyes" syndrome. Most
arrive at the Clinic suffering from this common affliction which is caused by spending too much time sitting
indoors in front of a computer monitor.
Our
staff at Carolyn's Clinic has a combined total of over 75 years of training in
the psychiatric field. Their
job is to guide you as you travel down
the road to recovery. In addition, all staff members have completed
their Master's Degree in Seti Psychology. Only four people in the Eastern
United States have attained this level of psychiatric skill as of the end of
1999. Keeping in mind the special
needs of our paranoid Seti at Home patients, We have carefully chosen staff
members whose appearance
helps gain the confidence of our patients. The picture on the right shows
staff members Dr. Edgar Dinglehousen (chief psychologist), Dr. Edwina (head of
security), Dr. Roswell Europa (chief physical therapist and part time hypnotist)
and Dr. Bunny Gerard (chief Nurse Practitioner).