The world's leading Internet treatment
facility for diseases that afflict people running the Seti at Home program.
You
have heard about Nurse Olga, now you can read
about her early years. Relax
and play a game of pool in the waiting room.
Find
out the answers to all your Seti at Home questions by going to the new section, Seti
Questions. The
Clinic has been investigating some of the top Seti at Home teams. To see
what we have found out, go to the Team Investigation page.
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There is now a sanctioned
Seti at Home group that will be monitored by our Clinic staff, Carolyn's
Clinic S@H Club. You can
return to running work units in a controlled environment secure in the
knowledge that if your Seti obsessions start getting the best of you, we will recognize the warning
signs and respond immediately with the proper therapy. No other group can offer
this kind of support and comfort.
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What
country is producing the most Setiholics? When we first started recording
the statistics, there were patients from 37 countries. There are now
patients from 45 countries. The illness is spreading. The top five
sickest countries as of July
18, 2002 are the U.S., U.K, The Netherlands, Germany, and
Canada.
Rounding out the top 30 countries are 24 hits from the U.S. Government.
Carolyn's Clinic was established in May
of 1999 and is located just minutes from Columbus, Ohio. We have become
one of the world's leading internet treatment facilities for diseases and
psychosis that afflict people who run the Seti at Home program for
extended periods of time.
Some of the more common problems that the Clinic has treatment
programs for include:
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depression due to slow processing of work units |
| work unit withdrawal (WUW) normally caused by a breakdown
of the Seti at Home server |
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low self esteem due to a low standing in the Seti at Home
statistics |
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panic attacks caused by being forcefully rejected, with
error messages, by the Seti
at Home server |
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paranoia attacks caused by believing that the Seti at Home
program is a government plot that is keeping track of all information on
your computer and/or is a program run primarily by aliens who are inhabiting
the planet already and using the Seti at Home software to gather information
that will be useful when it comes time to assimilate all intelligent life on
earth |
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hallucinations caused by watching the Seti at Home screen
saver for extended periods of time |
